People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.