People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.