Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.