People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.