Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.