In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

I get a standing ovation just standing

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.