I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George BurnsSex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns