Young. Old. Just Words.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.