Young. Old. Just Words.

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.