Young. Old. Just Words.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.