Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.