Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.