Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.