If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.