It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.