It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.