From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.