People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.