I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.