I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
George BurnsOld age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
George BurnsBe sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
George Burns