I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

At my age flowers scare me.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.