I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
George BurnsIt's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
George BurnsAge to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
George Burns