Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.