I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
George BurnsBridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
George BurnsWhat actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.
George BurnsMy major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine; I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
George Burns