Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

At home we ate fish every Friday, as Catholics were then supposed to do. Being Jewish, I compromised. I wore a hat when I ate fish, out of respect for my own religion and the fish's family.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.