I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.