How can I die? I'm booked.
It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Say Goodnight Gracie.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.