I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

How can I die? I'm booked.

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.