Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!