I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

Young. Old. Just Words.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.