If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.
A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.