I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.