If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I get a standing ovation just standing

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.