Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
Say Goodnight Gracie.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.