I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.