Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.