We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.