This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.