When will all the rhetorical questions end?

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.