When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.