No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

That's really a part of my nature , it goes along with autonomy and independence of action - it's just that I don't identify with the local group, no matter what it is, whether it's the human species or the American democracy, the nation, the country, religions, political parties, nothing. None of these have my allegiance because I'm not really concerned with what they do. I don't feel a part of any of this.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Where do we get our values from?

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.