Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

What year did Jesus think it was?