Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

A pear is a failed apple.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.