Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Surround yourself with what you love.
Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.