There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.