There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.