Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!