What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.
George CarlinHave you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? Itโs because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
George CarlinPeople get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.
George CarlinI consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.
George CarlinOf course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.
George Carlin