There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

Heroin, forget it. In my neighborhood, I could see what heroin did firsthand and I was definitely afraid of that number.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.