Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, "Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing?" It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.

The patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

In my fifth-grade yearbook - it's right up there on the top shell - the last page says, "What about your future?" and under my name, it says, "When I grow up, I would like to be either an actor, a radio announcer, an impersonator or a comedian."

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.