Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
What year did Jesus think it was?
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.