If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.