Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
George CarlinI never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.
George CarlinI set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.
George Carlin