If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

There's a thing about cocaine - when I was doing it secretly, it didn't make me very sociable. I forget how others were, but it made me very inner-directed. So being in a sketch and rehearsing and the "hail fellow well met" camaraderie and all that stuff, I couldn't fake that or force that. It was painful.

The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

Language is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.

Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."