If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?