Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.
George CarlinI also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
George CarlinConservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.
George CarlinSome people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
George Carlin