If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.

What year did Jesus think it was?

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.