Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.