Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

I use the [vulgar] words because apparently these words do not corrupt morally. I'm from the street in New York, hung around in a tough neighborhood. It was common to curse, you make your point. It's a very effective language. I try not to overdo it. It's never to shock. I know where it fits, it's never to shock. There's no shock value left in words.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.