If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.