Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.