When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.
George CarlinI never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.
George CarlinSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George Carlin