Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy actually put some coke under my nose and I was able to say, "No, thanks," and turn my head away.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?