Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.