Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.