Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The only good thing about religion is the music. Because nature is filled with balances and opposites, there are always exceptions to the overall rules, whether the overall rules are bleak or otherwise. If you propound a joyous theory of existence, I will find an exception to that. If I propound a bleak theory, someone will find a joyous exception. That's just nature being nature, I think, and I don't think it offers a lot of hope. It's sort of a respite along the way.