Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?