Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The older I got, the more apparent it became that my mother was losing control over me. She fought back fiercely with black moods, silent treatments and martyrdom. And, of course, all she did was run my ass out of the house even quicker. The pressure was unbearable.

I do something about the weather. I stay home.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

Is there another word for synonym?