I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

You never see a smiling runner.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.