I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.