The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god - that there's a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them - and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species. That's the source of my indignations, my dissatisfactions, however it comes out on the stage. I feel betrayed by the people I'm part of, these creatures, these magnificent creatures.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?