Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist. But I understand the word "cynic" has more than one meaning, and I see how I could be seen as cynical. "George, you're cynical." Well, you know, they say if you scratch a cynic you find a disappointed idealist. And perhaps the flame still flickers a little, you know?

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.