The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what Iโm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I canโt quite remember.
George CarlinThe IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
George CarlinTrying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
George Carlin