Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.