Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.