Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.