The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.