The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.