The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

Religion is just mind control.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.