The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
I believe you can joke about anything.
He is dead now, but he meant well.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.