I had run away from home three times. I had been kicked out of three different schools under different circumstances. I was kicked out of everything that I didn't quit. Kicked out of schools. Kicked out of summer camp, the Boy Scouts, the altar boys, the choir, and something else that I can't think of, that I'm proud of. Anyway, that was my pattern. I just began to invent myself early in life, and went out and did something about it.
George CarlinAll patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.
George CarlinOne great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
George Carlin