I had run away from home three times. I had been kicked out of three different schools under different circumstances. I was kicked out of everything that I didn't quit. Kicked out of schools. Kicked out of summer camp, the Boy Scouts, the altar boys, the choir, and something else that I can't think of, that I'm proud of. Anyway, that was my pattern. I just began to invent myself early in life, and went out and did something about it.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.