History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.
In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.