Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

Your home is your refuge.