If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.