If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.