If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

A pear is a failed apple.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers.

I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.