I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

Your home is your refuge.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.