Hooray for most things!
I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.
If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.