The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes are alphabetical and the performance tapes are in chronological order.I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.