It's harder to be funny from the position of power.
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.
"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.