If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.